4:12pm today
I wished I were
Fierce and fearsome.
With long, venomous teeth.
Growling.
I wished I were
Fierce and fearsome.
With long, venomous teeth.
Growling.
Foaming mouth.
To scare roommates.
Couch-kifing
Television-addicted
Lights-turned-on
Apathetic-recycler
Take-food-without-asking
Snooty-toned
Couch-kifing
Don't-care-what-story-you-have
Throw-papers-away-without-asking
Coupon-snatching
Stink-up-the-room
Poor-decision-making
Invitation-rejecting
"Shhh because I'm boring"
Couch-kifing
Anti-April Fool-plotting
Non-cohesive
roommates.
To scare roommates.
Couch-kifing
Television-addicted
Lights-turned-on
Apathetic-recycler
Take-food-without-asking
Snooty-toned
Couch-kifing
Don't-care-what-story-you-have
Throw-papers-away-without-asking
Coupon-snatching
Stink-up-the-room
Poor-decision-making
Invitation-rejecting
"Shhh because I'm boring"
Couch-kifing
Anti-April Fool-plotting
Non-cohesive
roommates.
I pay the same rent.
If I want to plop myself on the couch
I darn well can.
You, my lady, can do your project and watch your show
on the other couch.
We have more than one, you know.
Besides, I'm only here for thirty more minutes and then
I'll be in better, more welcoming company.
But I'll go in my room and sulk there for thirty minutes because
I am not
Fierce and fearsome.
I have no
Long, venomous teeth.
No
Growling.
If I want to plop myself on the couch
I darn well can.
You, my lady, can do your project and watch your show
on the other couch.
We have more than one, you know.
Besides, I'm only here for thirty more minutes and then
I'll be in better, more welcoming company.
But I'll go in my room and sulk there for thirty minutes because
I am not
Fierce and fearsome.
I have no
Long, venomous teeth.
No
Growling.
No
Foaming mouth.
Maybe if you saw what a beast I am inside,
You would be scared,
Would tiptoe away
If you knew at any moment I was liable to rise
And eat you.
Foaming mouth.
Maybe if you saw what a beast I am inside,
You would be scared,
Would tiptoe away
If you knew at any moment I was liable to rise
And eat you.
5 comments:
Marcie, I liked reading this. I would plan April Fools' jokes with you. And I hope someday you'll get those darn couch-kifers.
oooph! Sounds like you have a couch-kifer in your midst. Sorry :(
marcie glad i love you. i'd let you plop on our couch and watch tv, but the tv is in our bedroom. you can plop on our bed and watch a movie though...cuz the cable hookup is in the front room
marcie glad, i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
you can come plop on our couch, but there would be no tevelvision....you could plop on our bed and watch a movie, because there is no cable...
I've seen you be Fierce and Fearsome, and be long, with venomous teeth, I've heard your growling, and seen your mouth foaming, Your right, they would be scared, and tiptoe, even scatter and scuffle to avoid your monstrous sounds. But I still love you I'd eat you up I love you so! But no, you can't have my couch, cuz when you come over, we play cards, and built forts and play sleeping lions, none of which involve being boring and sitting on stupid couches...
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